Hey ho. Let's go.

It's day 24 and I still have not ovulated. What in the fuck. At this point, my cycle will be at least 39 days long.

I typically have long cycles. 37 days is normal for me. But we're edging on the absurd here.

It's going to take me twice as long to get pregnant as someone with a 28 day cycle. I wonder if long cycles are associated with infertility-something to google later. I can really make myself nuts with the googling anything and everything surrounding conception. I'd like to say that google will be dead to me once I'm pregnant but who are we kidding? That's when the obsession will really begin.

I'm eating eggs. Coincidence?